tltty: none of the boys i like ever like me back why don’t i just die already
connersbaileys: what if one day, you’re home alone and sneeze the phone rings someone whispers bless you then hangs up
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
heronqueenblues: anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”
-killerqueen: girls are not made of sugar spice and everything nice girls are made of carbon atoms and lies