February 2011
when you're on the toilet and you hear your phone...
manong-jayar:
D: I’ve done that. It’s fucking hilarious.
Put two bands in my ask & I'll choose one over the...
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
yellowhouse-:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There...
FOLLOW.
www.myflog.tumblr.com
www.myflog.tumblr.com
www.myflog.tumblr.com
Come on guys:) It’s good food:)
smeezme asked: I am really fucking irritated right now. Gmail chat?
How is it even REMOTELY possible
That I can be following 70 people, and only have 16 followers. Come on guys, follow me:) I don’t even spam! :D
Reblog if you want 5 random questions in your ask.
“No outfiits, no jazz hands, just… music.”
– Matthew Morrison as Will Schuester on Glee
2 tags
“The closest I’ve ever been to getting high is getting a sugar rush.”
– -My friend at school:)
(aka My Lover)
BTW- ONE HUNDRETH POST:)
1 tag
“The closest I’ve ever been to getting high is getting a sugar rush.”
– -My friend at school:)
(aka My Lover)
BTW- ONE HUNDRETH POST:)
“The closest I’ve ever been to getting high is getting a sugar rush.”
– -My friend at school:)
(aka My Lover)
BTW- ONE HUNDRETH POST:)
So, I was on anon,
And I asked someone a question -
“What side of the bed do you prefer?”
His reply was so sweet, and very amazing, everytime I think about it I just want to cry, because that’s the kind of person I want in my life.
“If the bed is against the wall, I prefer the side that protects you from falling off. You can sleep near the wall, and I’ll put my arms around you and...
I'll totally follow your blog... if you follow...
Hey you all!
If you have a friend, or a friend of a friend who has a blog and wants followers, send ‘em over to me in my ask, and then I will follow them. HOWEVER, I do have an expectation of being followed back, yes? Tit for tat, you-scratch-my-back-I’ll-sctratch-yours situation…
:D I love you ALL:)
Follow this chick-
www.geeilikeyourpants.tumblr.com
Hey people
my dear people that I love, please, I would greatly appreciate more followers.
your faithful friend,
me.
My self esteem has just plummeted
ever since I went into high school. Now, looking back, I realized I need to make a change, but I simply don’t know how.
usedtailwhip asked: dawwww thank you! and i do enjoy pancakes!
Reblog if you're a free bitch baby on Valentine's...
The adorable moment when
your cat curls his tail around your arm, and looks into your eyes :3
dear face-sucking couples i'm inevitably forced to...
awkwardlastwords:
…that is all.
</3 amen.
“This is our decision//to live fast and die young// we’ve got the...”
– MGMT - awesome song. very played out, but still awesome.
1 tag
Oh you -
Oh [well, alright] you brighten my day - your witty humor, and your sarcastic remarks honestly fill my life with joy.
Go you.
Yes, yes I am
Your creepy stalker…
Maybe - it depends on who you are.
I realized something.
I am a very hard person to get along with
I’m annoying
I’m bossy
I’m bitchy
I’m sometimes creepy
I’m overreactive
and I’m just too much for some people to handle. I’m sorry to anyone who thinks I’m a total creeper—
I’m really not, it’s just, I don’t have lots of friends in the outside world to talk to, so Tumblr is my...
Dear Muse,
Go ahead and sing your Uprising song on live national television, and talk about how “they won’t control” you.
I dare you.
I hate sitting down to drop a deuce and realizing...
So now, everyone knows exactly what you’re doing (or what you just did) :D
jkjk, haha that happens ALL THE TIME. It’s like, -_-really?
Another one -
Reblog if you would go for a girl with a little bit of padding
Like if you love skin and bones
I wish more people followed me so I could get some...
What
Does a guy look for most in a girl? First is looks of course, but then what? What are the turn-offs?
Can Tumblr have a
chat option?
like
an ask box except
chat? so like
anons and shit? Asking questions just is WAY too long for my impatient self.
I honestly love the ukulele
No shit man, just, gimme one, and I will fucking like
jam out
all by myself if need be.
I could cry if I ever found a guy who could serenade me with a uke.
I want your opinions -
reblog if you’d date someone younger than you
like if you’d date older
Reblog if
you’ve ever been doing your homework for so long your eyes start playing tricks and now all the papers you’re looking at say very, very dirty things…
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
“If someone is being stupid, it’s my job, as a fellow human being to inform...”
– my best friend
Day Nine: 10 Ways to win your heart
stuckinabirdcage:
Be sweet
Don’t be a dick all the time
It’s the little things that count
be spontaneous
be romantically cheesy
randomly show up to where I am “just to say hi”
Dorkiness is always a plus
Grab my hand and squeeze it
laugh at the stupid shit I do
Be YOURSELF. Don’t make yourself do something just win me over..that’s a total turn off
Yes, thank you!
